You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

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Archer Boy Tony: He was a boy...
Clint: Huh?
Tony: She was a girl...
Natasha: No.
Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
Clint: Wait a sec, I-
Tony: He shot arrows.
Natasha: Tony, stop-
Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
Natasha: STOP.
Tony: He wanted her.
Clint: Huh!?
Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.